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REMOTE CONTROLLED

I walk into the room and my wife glares at me in a way that makes me want to run back out of the room. What did I do wrong? Or rather, what of the things I’ve done wrong did … Continue reading

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WINTER

When I was young, I loved winter. It might have been the beauty of the world cloaked in the pure innocence of virgin snow, the way the crispness of the cold reddening my uncovered face invigorated me, the surreal way … Continue reading

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NUMBER SIX

  Two is your eyes and one’s your nose, And five is your fingers and your toes, And four is the legs on an easy chair, Yet there ‘s no number can compare with six.   Bert and Ernie Number … Continue reading

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SIBLINGS

When I was little back in South Dakota, Mom was gone from our house for a couple days. I was outside playing when she got back, and when I went into the house to see her, she was sitting in … Continue reading

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REINA

To say she was my dog wouldn’t be entirely accurate. She was my youngest daughter’s dog, but she went away to college, and afterward ended up in an apartment that didn’t allow dogs, and that’s when Reina became my dog. … Continue reading

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DIETING TIPS

We have decided that we need to lose some weight, and when I say we I of course mean my wife. I get dragged along with the same enthusiasm the Japanese-Americans had when they jumped on the trains to go … Continue reading

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NUTSO PILLS

My wife talks to the TV. (And not in a way you can understand such as when your football team is on the three-yard line with their butts in the end zone, and the dufus coach calls an end sweep … Continue reading

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