Tag Archives: BLOGGING

THE BEARD PART II OR III (MAYBE IV)

I haven’t written a blog post lately because I’ve been busy growing a beard. My wife doesn’t understand how labor intensive growing a beard can be. Often she’ll come home from work and say, “Did you finish the laundry I … Continue reading

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COFFEE AND A FREE BOOK

                                                  MONKEY POOP COFFEE My wife went to the doctor a few days ago and received some devastating news. She has to … GIVE UP COFFEE! She had some DNA tests done and they discovered her body can’t process … Continue reading

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THE HEAT DANCE

It’s almost the end of October and the yearly heat dance has started. It began when my wife asked me to change the furnace filter. “Did you want me to start the furnace?” I asked, knowing full well what the … Continue reading

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TAKES A LICKING …

I still remember the old Timex watch commercials. They would drop a watch into the ocean where it would be eaten by a fish which would be eaten by a bigger fish which would be eaten by an even bigger … Continue reading

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THE CARDINAL (Sort of a fable)

I stopped filling my birdfeeder for a few days. There are some younger birds who are at it all the time. It’s the middle of summer and food is easy to find, but they still sit at the feeder slurping … Continue reading

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SQUIRRELS AND RABBITS

  I’m feeding squirrels. I started out feeding birds by putting a bird feeder up in my backyard. A while later I put up a bigger post with two feeders on it. The squirrels shinnied up the post in about … Continue reading

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THE BLAME GAME

  The other day my wife walked through the door and started yelling. Of course I quickly went through the list of things she might have found out that I’d done. I came up empty. I believe it was a … Continue reading

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