Monthly Archives: June 2014

IT’S COMPLICATED

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Joel Jurrens

The world has gotten too complicated, and when I say the world of course I mean my washing machine. When I was a kid my mother had a wringer-style washing machine with an On/Off button. She sorted clothes into whites … Continue reading →

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THE SECRET TO WHY YOU ARE FAT

Posted on June 4, 2014 by Joel Jurrens

Kids aren’t eating their school lunches because they taste bad. School lunches have always tasted bad. If you put ketchup on Styrofoam it would taste better than the fish sticks they served us. But now lunches taste even worse. I … Continue reading →

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